Saturday, December 31, 2005

2005!

2004 was better than 2005.
I managed malaria, was bedridden for over six months, had no job (almost lost the hope of getting one), and was strikingly boycotted by the whole known world. I was alone, helpless, unbeloved.
and it's 2004 I'm talking about. So you can guess how this freaking 2005 was for me.
Anyway, all I can do is to hope for a better year. 2006 should be an year of Sob Peyechhi for me. Nope, it must be!
Stay cool people. May 2006 keep you swinging.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Caution: Hazardously Boring Stuff!

I managed, somehow, to develop a freaking strong cold. The chilly morning wind through my verandah made me shiver, and I cursed everything for that heavy lump in my skull. This had gone too far, I decided.
The scrambled egg stared at the ceiling, untouched, and I rustled past the food to hurry up. Autorickshaws or Cabs for hire are as rare as virgins in a whorehouse in Mohammadpur if it's one darned minute past eight. Every single day I get late in office, and it's not a thing I would say I'm proud of.
But this was not my lucky day to start a new life. I found myself waiting on the Thana Road, waiting for a cabbie or ciengiero (I coined this term for the cng-driven autorickshaw drivers, they play a major role in my life) to drive by and have some mercy on me. Mahakhali, where my fucking office is, proved to be a Zone of Eternal Repulsion for them. It's sometimes very difficult for me to check myself, not to hurl upon these bastards. Promise them the moon, but they won't bat an eyelid before refusing to go to Mahakhali.
I waited for half an hour, with the emerging sun banging on my head, feeling really sick. And after some hasty jogs, a kind looking guy condescended to carry me, ofcourse demanding an extra 30%. Fine. All I wanted was to get to the office, punch my bloody card, have some tea and get my ass off to one of my projects.
Piercing through excruciatingly thick traffic jam, I reached my office, obviously 45 minutes late, and trod along heavily to my jampacked room. Everybody was talking, or laughing or just sitting there, but the whole world seemed too freaking noisy to me. I began sneezing and as usual it became soaked with blood after a couple of zealous shots. I cursed again. Damn this cold.
Wasting a solid hour in my office, I started to Kachpur. My brain was literally pulsating under my forehead, and my throat felt like sandpaper. I wished I could kick someone really hard in the balls and get back home. But instead I started the boring meeting that really could piss me off. Thanks to Mr. Hussain, he has a peculiar way of intriguing people in problems related to Electrical Engineering. But hey, I'm not saying that it made me feel better ... it just didn't deteriorate my coldie cold mood anymore.
The meeting was long and thorough, and I didn't feel like having lunch then and there, though the cook in that industry proved himself as an excellent one. I cried inside to lie down on my bed. My head was making me suffer. But it was a long day ahead, and I had to walk 2 km to get to the nearest bus stop.
I managed my panting breath when I got to the bus at last. And I stood all the way from Kachpur to gulistan on that rugged bus, trying to stiffle my cough and to ignore the dried up feeling inside my chest.
When I got back home, everything was glittering in front of my eyes. I feebly washed myself, hardly ate something and lied down on my bed. I could feel the fever shivering along my spines.
I slept for an hour or so ... and woke up with a deafening headache. I wasn't sure if I accidentally shoved something up my brain or not. And I don't remember how I managed to pass seven long hours before I sat down and started writing this blog.
I tried reading a bit ... perusing through our surprisingly promising stack of books in the library. Every name came bouncing in front of my eyes, and I tiredly retired ... this cold was killing me, really.
But colds and fevers are fidel in a sense. They are there, when you need someone to shift the blame on.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Hibijibi

Maajhe maajhe bhabi
tumi dur smriti theke aasha aulik Steamer
bhalo laaga aalo phelo amar nikosh kaalo buke
hothat aloy ami nijeke notun kore dekhi.

Friday, December 16, 2005

16th December

Aaj bhore ghum bhengechhe kamaaner gorjon shune. Abar ghume tolie jabar age bhablam, ami bijoyeeder ekjon.
Dupure abar ghum bhenge uthe baranday berie dekhi, amar charpashe ek ekta barir churay jhilmil kore jolchhe amader potaka. Aaj roder-o mon bhalo emon laal sobuj peye.
Bikele pothe berie dekhi lakho manusher michhil, ar laal sobujer dheu charidike. Manusher mukhe shonkito khushir hashi. Eto here jabar lojja aaj dheke diechhe potakar utsharito alo.
Ami shudhu nijer bhetore onuchcharito aashar hashi shuni. Amra emonta thakbo na, ei bangladesher manushguloer gorbito tripto hashi chhorie porbe prithibir prantor theke prantore.
Joy Bangla!

:)

Well, I had a filthy day yesterday.
It's nothing to tell of, my days are usually filthy. But it was full of some ironic events. Read on.
Event A
I managed to hunt down an autorickshaw and began galloping to my office. At the very first signal, the unusually "developped" lady in the car to my left caught my eyes. O, developped she was :D! I guess I was ogling her too much, and women have a good sixth sense about being watched. So she took a folder and as if to shield herself from the sun, covered her developments from my drooling eyes :$. And what I saw written on that folder?
Rashtrio Guruttopurno Kaaje Beboharjo.
(To be used in Important Functions of the State)
I almost laughed my ass off :D.
Event B
My driver in office, Mr. Y is one heck of a daredevil. He drives like a madman, and often wastes hours to "educate" less enlightened drivers. I have dissuaded him to go and knock down truckers quite a few times. He has got a peculiar habit of snaking through the traffic at 120 kmph ... and I don't enjoy it much often. Anyway, yesterday he wriggled out between two loaded trucks at 140, and I swallowed it hard. Just at that very moment, I saw a poster glued to the bus in front of us. It was about an audio release of some wannabe vocalist. Guess the caption. You can't?
More Jabo Priyaa!
(I'll kick the bucket, baby!)
Event C
Elections are always going on in Dhaka. Hundreds of Committees and thousands of Candidates are lurking around, with their mugs and logos printed on posters all around. And the last printed prank I saw yesterday ...
Chika bhaike Moyur Markay Vote din.
(Vote Brother Mole, represented by Peacock)
I almost bit my hands off, why the fuck don't I have a digital camera :'(?

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Marquez Marquez

Ki achhe Marquez-er lekhay? Kibhabe amar onubhutir raash onayashe taar muthoy chole jaay?
Ami nijeke e proshno korar obokaash-o paai na Marquez-er lekha porar somoy. Taar bishaal taana jhoro lekha phurie jaabar por-i ekta oboshaader sathe proshnogulo amar bhetore chhorie pore, narisongsorger por jemonta hoy ... Marquezer lekhake tulona kora jete pare kono unmotto romoni-shorirer sathei.
Kemon ekta nirosh --- kokhono kokhono korkosh --- nirliptota die shuru koren Marquez. Pathokke ektu somoy dite hoy taar lekhake, ektu ektu korei taar shukno morokta khule chharie nite hoy, aar ekbar taar lekhake unmochito korar por thamar ichhe jaage na. Kibhabe Marquez eker por ek tene nie ashen shei odbhut bhalobashake, kibhabe moner bhetore gie gole mishe jaay tara, protiti bakke notun notun mor phute othe onabishkrito shorirer ba[n]ker moto ... Marquez amar shorirke moner sathe jaagie tolen.
One Hundred Years of Solitude ami porechhi amar nijer eksho bochhorer nishshongotar somoye, amar ekhono mone pore ami ki ek khepar moto raat jege shob kichhu chherechhure saraghore he[n]te boshe shue shesh korechhi take, ekbar shei lekhake nogno kore phelar por ... e ki shudhu ek thanda biplobi Aureliano Buendias-er khamoka juddher bornona? Ek ekbar mor nie shei golpe kromosh ghono hoyechhe bhalobashar kotha, ki tibro othocho ki mosrin ar norom taar bichchhuron ... 32ta juddhe here jaawa Buendiaske tar bongshodhorera naame baa[n]chie rakhte chay, eker por ek putro chhorie pore Aureliano naam nie ... jokhon onek durer bongshodhor Aureliano taar sontaaner naam rakhte chaay Aureliano, shudhu ekta sopno nie je she ekdin 32ta juddho jitbe ... ami poshur moro chitkar kore ke[n]de uthechhilam nijer here jawa juddhogulor kotha mone kore ... abar shei eki Marquez jokhon Of Love and Other Demons e lekhen ek balikar jonne ek jajoker oshohay bhalobashar golpo ... je bhalobasha kono chehara nite na pere shudhu osohay kore tole sobaike ... jokhon Marquez Autumn of the Patriarch-e bolen kono ek shoiracharir golpo, jaake nogorbashi khu[n]je paay dhongshostupe, kintu chinte pare na ... e karone noy je taar mukh shokune khuble kheyechhe, shudhu she karone je taara kokhonoi loktake chine uthte paareni ... Love in the Time of Cholerate ek prouro atmohotta kore she briddho hote chay na bole, ar tar kukurta payer ba[n]dhon dhile kore rakhar por-o paalie jaay na teto almonder gondhomakha gold cyanide-er kobol theke ... ami jaani na ki ek bhalobashar dheu graash kore amake ... ami thakbo na, Marquez amar moto osonkho binashproboner shorir theke shorire ei bhalobashar dheue chore be[n]che thakben. Marquez, mortatori te salutant.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Kho[n]ra mon Marathon lore jaay,
Heshe khun phul-pata jhore jaay,
sobbai duo duo kore jaay,
thandaar gaan gaay maagh maash

Kho[n]ra mon ekdin seemanay
pouchhu[n]be ... eta bolo ki manay
jochhonara shue shue bichhanay
koshe aa[n]te a[n]dharer naagpaash.

Kho[n]ra mon poroa to kore na
Marathon theke beta shore na
Path baare, kichhutei more na ...
ghutghute andhar ratri

Rod jodi kono ek sokale
chumo khay kho[n]ratar kopale ...
... laabh nei jot be[n]dhe thokale
Kho[n]ra mon por khawa jaatri.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Blank

Aamar khub mon kharap. Aamar mon kharap karon ami ekhon bhir bhoy pai. Aamar mon kharap karon ami aar pothe cholte gie bhirer moddhe harie jete sahosh pai na. Aamar mon kharap karon ami hothat bujhe gechhi ami kotota ba[n]tchte chai. Aamar mon kharap karon ek ekta okaron mrittu aamake chhoto kore rakhe. Aamar mon kharap karon ami buker bhetor nijer durbolotar ghurni ter paai. Aamar mon kharap karon ami porichitojoner mritomukh kolpona kore shiure shiure uthi. Aamar khub khub mon kharap karon ami ei halka kuasha ei koyek potch megh ei roder fali fali tukro ei norom norom sundore bhora deshta chhere jete chai na ... ami ekhane ektu betche thakte chai!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

:((

I used to to go out with my bhaiya when I was a kid. He sat me on his bike, rode along the beautiful hilly alleys of Sylhet ... or we used to go for a walk ... and the world was ruled by Krishnachura-s then. With chilly touch of moisture in the air, our every step was met by fallen petals, the streets were covered by Red. Grabbing my bhaiyas fingers, I used to look up and smile. I learned to love Krishnachura. I learned to love Red.
And here I am, grown up, learned to walk alone ... and look what I am walking through. The streets are now covered by blood, of my own people, everywhere I look. The chills in the air scare me, the moisture reminds me of tears, and I kneel before any God you put before me, I embrace his or her knees, stop this bloodshed, let me love the Red again.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Waking up to a Worse Nightmare

Complaining about life is one of the silly things I sometimes do. And I can't --- actually I shan't --- cease doing that, because the moment I start doing that, I'll grow up :).
But the title epxlains my life over past few months. Skipping the details, I am in a real shitty mess. Almost hitting the rock bottom is my field of speciality, but I guess hitting it hard is the thing I will experience pretty soon.
Anyway, I've been reading a lot after I washed my hands off some of my dirty works in office. The Alchemist, by Paulo Coelho is the last that I finished. I wouldn't praise it too high, but I liked the honed passion Coelho blended in this one. He reminded me of Satinath Bhaduri, of Jaagari and Dho[n]rai Charit Maanash ... it's not very easy to weave simplest of expressions to create a magic. I felt my eyes getting wet, felt my heart fumbling my memory for distant past I try not to let loose in my mind, felt myself sitting in a cold verandah with misty dawn around me ... it made me think about myself again.
Perhaps I should go treasure hunting like Santiago? Perhaps I should give a better look at the omens around me? Perhaps the wind will carry a kiss so familiar someday.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Glimpses :(

Aami thik jaani, aami hothat emni kono din
kono mor ghurtei tomake saamne peye jaabo
ki kotha phutbe mukhe, songshoye kibhabe takabo
aami thik jaani, seta bhebe pawa onek kothin.

Tobe aami jaani, aami prothom jedin mukhomukhi
tomake saamne peye naam dhore omolin sware
dekechhi, chhuechhi shudhu tomar norom haat dhore
sebhabe daakbo jaani, se hashi-i mukhe debe u[n]ki.

Aami thik jaani na to, tumi ki aager moto heshe
ghorite dekhabe, ami pothe boro deri kore phela ---
betchara premik, ar tumio ki shei shesh bela
haa[n]tbe amar sathe, amake bhishon bhalobeshe?

Monday, November 14, 2005

Nickpoddo 0003

Jekhane kothaar shesh, jekhane shwasher bashpe sob jaabe bojha
sekhane tomaake khu[n]ji ...
sekhane aamaar poth kho[n]ja.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Hibijibi


Ingo Arndt is one of the most charismatic Animal Photographer around. I have seen some of his extraordinary works ... and I really am feeling like quitting everything and start becoming a freelance photographer :( .
By the way, the chap in the pic is obviously me, not Herr Arndt.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

নিকপদ্য ০০০২

কোথায় সীমানা টানি, কার ঠোঁটে আঁকি সীমারেখা?

সীমানাবিহীন এই পৃথিবীতে আমি তাই একা।

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

নিকপদ্য ০০০১

প্রেমের কোরিদা, ভালোবাসা ষাঁড়

আমি মাতাদোর, মানবো না হার

ঝরুক রক্ত। জেনো সেনিয়োরিতা

আমার হৃদয়, গোলাপ তোমার।

Friday, November 04, 2005

:(

What is Death, I do not know ... it's not easily imagined.
But songs remain unsung,
The kisses dangle at the bottom of nowhere,
And you're not sure, if that sweet little thing could guess whether you loved her cause you didn't tell her ...
and Death, is just a joke, a prank you never would like.
and Death is a joke, my friend ... there is nothing to be proud of it.

Live proud.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Eid?

I quit "doing" Eid ( We Bangalis DO everything ... we do politics, we do literature, we do sex ... we are a great doing nation), that is, Eid festivities when I stepped into the Uni. Not that I had better things to do on eid, but suddently everything felt pretty boring ... wearing a new Kurta, fooling around with friends, having a date on Eid and fooling around more, watching rhino-ticklers on TV ... the only thing I like about the eid is the quiet streets, for at least two days. I feel a new Dhaka around me.
Since 2002 I leave the city on Eid evening with my trekker friends ... and the day quietly slips away in packing my rücksack. But this Eid day is bearing pretty heavy on me. My mom's out of country, I might not be able to go for the challenging 120 hours of trekking trip to the heart of Bandarban, and what's more terrifying ... I'll have to spend the day here in Dhaka not knowing what to do. I have half a bottle of vodka up my freeze (the nastiest I ever gulped down), and some boozuwoozu friends ... but I'm not allowed to have a party that involves drinking in my house. Perhaps I'll be watching those shitty programs on TV?
Damn, I hate my luck.
And I miss my mom too :( ... no more yummy dishes on Eid :(((((((((((((((((((((.

হিবিজিবি

কত সাধ করে নিয়েছিনু ছুটি
পাহাড়ের গায়ে চড়ে গুটি গুটি
তাজিনশীর্ষে এ চরণ দুটি
রাখিয়া কহিবো, "শালা ...
বাঙলার চূড়া করিয়াছি গুঁড়া, সাঙ্গ ট্রেকিং পালা।"

সহযাত্রীরা বড় মশগুল
আমারও তো কোন হয়নি রে ভুল
দরখাস্ত তো করেছি ব্যাকুল
এমডি দিয়াছে সায় ...
বোঁচকা বেঁধেছি, ঘরে ফিরে সোজা পাহাড় চড়ার প্রায়।

হঠাৎ করিয়া এ কি হলো ল্যাঠা
গভীর নিশীথে ম্যানেজার ব্যাটা
সেলুলার ফোনে মারো লাথি ঝ্যাঁটা
কহে, "ছুটিফুটি নাই!"
ইঙিতে বুঝিনু আদেশ, অফিসে পুনরায় যাওয়া চাই।

এদিকে আমার বোঁচকায় কত
জিনিস ভরেছি প্রয়োজন মত
এরই মাঝে ব্যাটা ম্যানেজার যতো
আজিব হুকুম ঝাড়ে,
দুঃখে আমার চক্ষুর জল অশ্রু রুধিতে নারে।

মনে মনে যত অশালীন গালি
চর্চায় যত মনোযোগ ঢালি
ঐদিকে ফোনে বন্ধুরা খালি
খাচরা প্যাচাল পাড়ে,
অশ্রু গিলিয়া গদগদস্বরে কহি, "আমি যাবো না রে!"

আর হবে কি গো পর্বতে চড়া
চাকুরির ঘায়ে আমি আধামরা
তাই মনে ভাবি, যাবে না তো করা
এমন খাচরা জব
আগামী মাসেই হচ্ছি বেকার, জেনে রেখো ভাইসব।

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Bad Hair Day

I feel totally blank. Perhaps because I overslept a bit.
The morning charged me like a raged bull ... and I was sleeping wrapped in a red kantha too ... I felt like a maladroit matador, and sulkingly woke up. And the loud boo wasn't coming from any bloodthirsty audience, it was my damned phone alarm. Then I fell asleep again. Fuck the bull. I'll continue to be an absent-minded Matador.
The next time it was a technician from my broadband joint ... I don't understand, 12 AM was still too early for any sane person on a holiday. I politely shooed him off ... and jumped on the bed again. But another bull charged me out of my rocker. It was in my stomach.
Ok ... so I got up, got washed, and decided to give my hair a good trim. Not that it would make me look good (you need some very intricate procedures to do that) ... but it would make me feel lighter. So I went to the bihari barbers waaaaaaaaaay too far from my home, and experienced a waiting of almost 40 minutes. A chandichhila chandu was there, apparently sleeping on the chair, while the barber trimmed his hoggy head, and frankly speaking ... there wasn't much to do over there. And he dared to get a shave after "trimming" his ""hair"" (I need a double quote for that) ... and then came a tiny little cute girl with her silky hair which should have been cut like an U to make her plaits look more beautiful ... and only then could I have the honor to stick my head under the guillotine.
I felt sheepish when the trimming was done (I guess every sheep feel that way after being sheared) ... it was the same ugly me with a different haircut. Damn it!
I decided to come back and punish myself ... and here I am with a stupid blog!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Flowers of Bangladesh

"I quit Biology after SSC. It narrowed down the world around me." --- Mahbub al Azad.
However, I have tremendous curiosity on Taxonomy ... how we classify the huge living kingdom, sort things into different classes, orders, families ... and my interest was rekindled by the great Richard Dawkins. Since I always try to learn new things through my activities, I have fidgeted out a new focus ... I'll be shooting flowers (it has got a vulgar meaning too, never mind that ...)!
Photography is my passion, though I'm still chewing on the roots of it, not a good photographer I am. But I have taken an initiative to archive the flowers of Bangladesh through my camera ... as well as others'. Pretty soon I will open a website dedicated to Bangladeshi Flowers. Anyone can contribute with good pictures and scientific information on flowers. I believe it won't take us long to have a very nice resource over the net.
I was really hurt when one of my friends in Brazil complained that she was interested to know more about Bangladesh, but couldn't find enough info over the net. And it was not an unjust one ... seriously, we are so touchy about our country, but have we done enough to present it properly to the rest of the world? Isn't there something good that we could offer, exploting the wonderful internet? Many of us literally spend half the life on the net, and some minutes would suffice to make a difference.
I have a good mind to start my step with flowers.