Fun Puns

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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium atlarge.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.